You know those books you see in the library that supposedly teaches impossible lessons for Dummies; like you cannot simplify the creation of a computer or the fact that math hates everyone. Well, this isn’t one of those. Neither am I a cooking channel. This is a preview of your next generation.

The times that my mother have been gone there’s always a shortage of food in the fridge, one because I don’t cook, two because I don’t have a car to drive anywhere for take out or grocery, or alas, the Duck is just too damn lazy. Either way though, I hated it when adults came over and commented on how “I was running low.” So tonight, we I feast. 

Nothing fancy, but I do dare brag that this came from someone who dumped raw rice in a wok. And this.

Before.
Before.
After.
After.

 

Miraculous things happen.

The Duck is an evolved swan Ducklet now.

 

 

Chicken that you cannot see.
Chicken that you cannot see.
Look, look!  I'm a big gilr now !
Look, look! I’m a big girl now !
Who knew, orange juice actually went well with honey, garlic, ginger and pork chops
Who knew, orange juice actually went well with honey, garlic, ginger and pork chops.

 

 

 

 

 

Most important lesson: Dump excessive ingredient (peppers) into some new dish as if it was meant to be.
Most important lesson: Dump excessive ingredient (peppers) into some new dish as if it was meant to be.

 

 

 

 

 

 

But of course, after all of that, I forgot to eat dinner.

Oh, and I went thrifting for the first time.
Oh, and I went thrifting for the first time after getting jealous of my mom’s old outfits. Now that’s really something.